Hudson's Love For Steamy Photos
Kate Hudson has some good news for her male fans - she has vowed to carry on stripping off for raunchy photoshoots.
The Bride Wars actress enjoys posing for racy pictures, and is happy to shed her clothes for the cameras in the name of art.
She tells MTV.co.uk, "I love doing them and I will do more. It's fun. Also, I've come to appreciate the skill of the photographer. It's a real art. I'm very interested in that side of it.
Now count the puerile sexual adjectives in this quite short story. There are three: 'steamy', 'racy' and 'raunchy'. Usually stories of this sort get just one or two pearls out of the journalist's treasure trove of creaky clichés. Three? Definitely heading for a record. Other frequent choices include 'naughty' and of course the ever popular 'saucy'.
Every single IMDb story that hints at sexuality gets the saucy, racy, steamy, naughty, raunchy treatment. You can almost hear the tittering of the spotty 13 year old boys pounding this crap out for publication.
Another nearby story refers to a possible X-rated topless scene for the new Star Trek movie. This was quickly howled down and assurances were made that NO! The film will be 'Family Friendly'...!
Oh puh-leeze. A 'topless' shot is worth an X-rating? Only in America, land of the pure.
Or is that: America, Land of the Puerile...