Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Aghast! Nooooo! Shield the Eyes of the Children Lest They Be Corrupted!
Finished averting your eyes in moral terror? Good. So, why am I displaying this image of Satanic Evil on my previously pure and chaste blog?
To get my ratings up.
Well, not really.
Recently it came to my attention that a blog listed in Google had gained the tag 'Pornography'.
Was there porn inside?
Unless you counted the unclothed baby image placed within by a loving mother. My suspicion is that some clever software somewhere was detecting too high a skin-to-clothing ratio thus generating an automatic tag of damnation. Or a neat advertisement!
We shall see.
I think I shall adorn my blog with other shameless hussies for a while and see what it unleashes.
I would like to think the American Taliban will descend on my blog in raging fury. They are, after all from the country that created a huge stink over a highly obscured nipple revealed at a football game (Janet Jackson's somewhat un-erotic wardrobe malfunction). That little moral catastrophe cost millions and is still making waves nearly 5 years later.
America is crazy. Here, have another pair of gratuitous tits, courtesy of someone's great great grandmother:
Not bad at all.